srsly. think about how the head feels

i was honestly prepared to never stop scrolling thru that

“Sorry. To have Christian artifacts at the mercy of ISIS is ridiculous. The Green family, by acquiring these items, is preserving Biblical history that would be destroyed had they not intervened. That the Obama administration looks for ways to prosecute or persecute the Green family is no surprise. In this case,…

lolwat

I love Chipotle but if you’re getting it to go, the colder it gets (bc cold ingreds) the worse it tastes.

props for big black but fuck that id rather be shot

As if caring enough about a fictional universe to speculate on it isn’t as bad.

counterpoint: microwave croaked over a year ago, and bless its electromagnetic heart for all the years it was with us, but haven’t really missed it since.

“the city’s residents would rather just drop $3 million.”

this vies for greatest lifehacker article ever

semiotics

that comment history

this literally makes me want to vomit

too sensible

i am so glad it is the end of the day and im the last one in the office

dem valkyrie doe

free speech, first amendment, consequences, etc.

it really is impressive cogdis

+1 trail of 😂 

mma and birth: life’s two gotcha! poop moments