As if caring enough about a fictional universe to speculate on it isn’t as bad.

counterpoint: microwave croaked over a year ago, and bless its electromagnetic heart for all the years it was with us, but haven’t really missed it since.

“the city’s residents would rather just drop $3 million.”

this vies for greatest lifehacker article ever

semiotics

that comment history

this literally makes me want to vomit

too sensible

i am so glad it is the end of the day and im the last one in the office

dem valkyrie doe

free speech, first amendment, consequences, etc.

it really is impressive cogdis

+1 trail of 😂 

mma and birth: life’s two gotcha! poop moments

never underestimate the ability of stupid people to self-sabotage

Back in the 90s in Chicago we were pre-teens heading out to the mall. This is the north side and our group is a mix: black, white (jewish), asian, latino. As we get to Walgreens to load up on junk food, couple of cops roll up on us. Some lady is complaining that her car got keyed. This one cop pulls aside the youngest…

holy sheet how did i miss this return

yeah but those three are so short its kinda hard to tell which direction theyre pointing

by using an apostrophe in “humans” youre on the same level as both of those guys

whoa plz share or at least drop a hint (other than av) where