im still looking for someone to help me out w the 3 shells

you’ve got my vote

this is an interesting take, but.

BUT WHAT DID THEY HAND OUT

update: McHugh fired.

srsly. sagging old man balls is a better metaphor

Could have sworn this had been there all along as I asked it to set a reminder a few days ago without thinking about it.

+1 learned a new slang

youre conflating passion and lust and ignoring love

she stay woke yo

i found one w you

denial!

the Amazon bonus points + paying off balance = free stuff

who obviously feels threatened by women

I know I’m old and have been listening to NPR for a long time because I can remember how Deford’s voice sounded when I started versus nearer the end. RIP Mr. Deford and your poetic takes.

this sucks

This is why whites need to continue to fight to Make America Great Again. A generation ago this black woman wouldn’t have been given a chance to violate this white official’s dignity and authority to cover up this incident and not bear any burden or consequence for his actions. The fact that she has any ability at all…

replying 75 diff times indicates otherwise

“If he heard me the sixth or seventh time, he heard me the first time.”