dmca-ing your comment

no way. he’ll refuse that disability check, unemployment check, medicare, etc out of pure bootstrapism

does hallmark make a “congrats on being an asshole” card yet

They make great side tacos: just tortilla, scooped/sliced avocado, and salt. That’s how we do it with caldo de res/pollo (beef or chicken soup).

so he was less stranger before

dude, Obama deported so many families (or split them) here in Chicago

icwutudidthar

I have students from Syria, Iraq, Iran, and Sudan (and the other countries listed in previous semesters) and it was harder to look them in the eye today than it normally is.

is it dead crickets

Headlines/URLs in the Digital Age wreak havoc on my pyloric valve.

“The whole point of guerrilla warfare is to avoid charging the enemy.”

that dad is awesome

liquid food only thing that keeps his skinsuit supple

this is a lot better than the yelpbombing that negatively affects his (probably) innocent employees

+1 head in the peat

“Nearly a dozen of Trump’s closest confidantes helped plant an embarrassing news story about how their boss can’t handle embarrassing news stories. Which is to say: A president who prizes loyalty in his subordinates has already been betrayed by a huge swath of his inner circle.”

+1 chortling all the way to hell

good take but still not forgiving you for meeting w trump

ya hope they like methane too