so he was less stranger before

dude, Obama deported so many families (or split them) here in Chicago

icwutudidthar

I have students from Syria, Iraq, Iran, and Sudan (and the other countries listed in previous semesters) and it was harder to look them in the eye today than it normally is.

Headlines/URLs in the Digital Age wreak havoc on my pyloric valve.

“The whole point of guerrilla warfare is to avoid charging the enemy.”

that dad is awesome

liquid food only thing that keeps his skinsuit supple

this is a lot better than the yelpbombing that negatively affects his (probably) innocent employees

“Nearly a dozen of Trump’s closest confidantes helped plant an embarrassing news story about how their boss can’t handle embarrassing news stories. Which is to say: A president who prizes loyalty in his subordinates has already been betrayed by a huge swath of his inner circle.”

+1 chortling all the way to hell

good take but still not forgiving you for meeting w trump

antifa as an insult is hilar

Black Sheep is unwatchable now. I couldn’t even have it on in the background making dinner. But re-watched Happy Gilmore last year and it does hold up.

funfalsefact: CVS has been trying to get Valve to excise Louis saying “Pills here!” from L4D for years

keith’s kid huh? damn im old

ya this would be awesome in VR

not to mention that by the time the other guy returned it it was probably going 10% as fast

except 2016 had no problem veering right

welp, this covers my nightmares for at least a week