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dat curate’s egg doe

there are places in japan that specialize in that service.

I never had a problem with getting shots at the doctor’s but the one time he used a suction tool to remove earwax was the most unexpectedly painful thing I’ve ever experienced.

except that shit probably didnt come from inside your ear

im done w life

no YOURE irerlevelent

Definitely one of the finest indirect burns seen on Jalopnik.

“The general tone of the early letters [to the editor], however, was a kind of wide-eyed, shocked innocence. People at first were not so much concerned with what the story meant; what they wanted to know was where these lotteries were held, and whether they could go there and watch.”

slug signorino is the best

Valizadeh only named once...

Find a produce market, especially one that has Latino/Mexican clientele. They usually sell avocados that are ripe or near-ripe for immediate or near-immediate consumption.

Ooh, $10. Might be able to score a small Coke w/ that.

Ooh, $10. Might be able to score a small Coke w/ that.

My parents fell for the pop-up on the home computer and actually called the number but thank god were savvy enough to not give any payment/card info.

yeah but fuck blago and his stupid hair

I’d give it back double to change the election results. 216 years of whiny fans over the next four years of shitshow.

It is a great article but I’m puzzled why the author cited The Sopranos at several turns but completely fails to mention the completely arbitrary rape of Dr. Melfi as a dead-end plot device.

Be advised that certain shenanigans can earn you an Amazon ban, and in this day and age that’s a first world fate worse than death.

Been using these for years, and generally happy with the results. Just be sure your hardware (faucet) can handle the extra load. Had one that was long and the extra weight led to leakage under the sink. These clip-on ones are also less stable than the older screw-on attachments but easier to remove in case you need

Been using these for years, and generally happy with the results. Just be sure your hardware (faucet) can handle the

nyt articles must really get to you