you bum i still remember when randy johnson hit that grand slam off you

yeah but you kinda feel bad for them the way you feel bad about their imminent need for adult diapers

damn. big apes cast big shadows

i like that twist: “got mine (because of and) fuck you”

+1 (+29) lives

Ditka’s a clown sure but I was bitching about the ones with actual talent.

Did I say funny? I meant sad.

The funny thing is that I write like you do on my troll account but you’re being sincere.

You’re pretty bad at equivalency and logic.

He wasn’t a Cub when he almost killed his wife is your argument?

What kind of warped logic is that? The joke is that the top talent across these teams are sexual shit-magnets and I’m just waiting for the other butt to drop.

High hopes because the first is possibly the most overrated flick ever.

Rose, Kane, Chapman.

Amish roll butter is the bomb!

came for this

LOL

got banned, too lazy to create another troll account

dang i shoulda clicked more replies first

inorite? not ashamed to admit i gave up on it at one point and used my mouth

It seems bizarre that something like this isn’t already seen to by their union.