LOL @ a business selling a warranty IN CASE THEYRE SELLING STOLEN GOODS

That and with practice, you can do some of it hands-free.

as big a fan as i am of AACP cannot in good conscience +1 this

Comments and videos like this are the reason I keep my pc muted at work.

now youre just embarrassing yourself

I grew up with a sugary cereal ban, but my wife got ahold of those and Golden Grahams (she didn’t grow up here) and my tradition went down the tubes.

trifecta

gobless murrica!

double whoosh

unsurprising given support of that position

The place I get my produce has a Latino clientele. Y’know, the kind that has five kinds of sour cream, 16 brands of tortilla, but only has white and wheat from one company. So there’s a broad choice in peppers but I don’t take advantage.

Can’t think of a couple more deserving of “unholy union” than Johnson and Rhee.

Gross?

eh, I just sautee whatever I have on hand and throw it into whatever noodles i have on hand. dad food.

I rarely if ever venture into that red territory, not being a bottled sadomasochist, and those oranges only if the recipe calls for it.

I’m a dad, and I approve (of) this kinja.

It depends on the peppers. I sauteed three whole jalapenos for a pasta dish the other week and forgot to use gloves and nothing happened. Other times I’ve forgotten, even with something mild like poblanos, later I’m marveling at how I self-inflicted such nerve damage.

yes plz. i want a pop-up notification that zara has burned to the ground (figuratively)

shocker: billion dollar industry also relies on the medical findings of non-quacks to support the product of their billion dollar industry

moreliek an ennui and nihilism balm