I’m not a creep if I only star the first 5 posts with her picture and not post one myself right?

dude looks like a pug but not in an adorable way

blame canada

counterpoint: GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN

/forehead slap

This has got nuthin’ on that dress.

Does it split along smoker/non-smoker lines? I made it out after a second or two.

Wait, what’s this about Janet Weiss? Sleater-Kinney Janet Weiss?

since there’s no kinja PM feature i’ll leave this here:

It will be a sad, sad day if Adrian Beltre ever does something truly horrible as star athletes are wont.

lost it when i scrolled and saw the gif

Fucking Christ, if they know what Celiac disease is then you at least give them the benefit of the doubt, not secretly poison them.

was hoping for a beltre head-touch but then again i cant stand the sight of blood

PCMR FTW

that most mexicans don’t give two shits about

dibs on Nascent Jowls for my mid-life crisis band name

literally so many feels

i’ll never forgive myself for passing on the opportunity outside the Metro

Life imitates reddit?