Ugh. If you had to recommend somewhere to start for someone who has trouble getting past his schtick, what would it be?

Anker Soundcore makes me think of canker sore...

Anker Soundcore makes me think of canker sore...

I routinely encounter slow-to-assimilate immigrants of all stripes from the neighborhoods of Chicago while teaching English. I used to think Ukrainian Village had lost its roots, but, nope.

Wife bought one of those bladed tools to create said faux-ghetti. I hid it as soon as I could. Let us know how it turns out.

hate it when that happens (falls off)

Might be the same company that made this globe:

Holy crap, I just started watching Better Off Ted and the passenger is Malcolm Barrett who’s pretty good in both of those.

Never got into The Cure, but I can imagine.

I’m a heavy kb shortcut user too, but I love gestures because a lot of browsing involves using the mouse.

We had an electric coil stove blow a hole in an aluminum/steel pot before. I don’t even.

Invasive medical procedures? Like cut him open and count the rings? They tried that shit with Tree Rollins and he wasn’t having it, man.

fuck the rings

I was too but in short pants so all I remember is the milk tasting funny.

fuck off and take your shitty grammar w you

cheers

This article has been re-run at least twice now, yes? Fucking comment deja-vu.

How far I have to go in K&P to get to the good stuff? I couldn’t make it past the second or third episode. I gave up on Always Sunny too but someone told me to skip to the second season right off the bat. Shit like Broad City and Louie had me rolling from the pilots.

unnec apostrophes r worse

Reznor’s music will live forever... because just like his lyrics there will always be cringeworthy adolescent drivel people look back on in embarrassment.

Kegels, and thinking about not leaking in old age is worth at least 3.