holy crap i don’t even like cats and i agree

ima go a step further and say fuck cosmetics in general not just the lightening bullshit

No they fucking don’t; not all of them at least.

No shit you can’t. You can still kiss our asses, along with the Norris, Smythe, and 3 Cups.

Thanks for highlighting your deficiencies.

This article linking to a youtube video with the overlay: “I hate feminism / fight feminism / holocaust against feminism” is hilarious.

already feels like a punchline

thx for the monday LOL haloboi

wrong Matrix

I’d hope just knowing Jolie Kerr disapproves would be enough.

This game’s predecessor had a worse one, especially disappointing after the great foreplay in the first act.

which are now on my screen

You don’t think it’s a cc when you first drive past Harper’s sprawling-butt campus.

And Harden wouldn’t have budged from that spot if Howard hadn’t run into him, like a video game bot that doesn’t move until you clip it.

Batdog taken too literally.

But somehow they manage to taste and feel like 50% *more* sodium than chips.

known debbie’s been doing it since 1978

why is that man shitting/giving birth to a hand

I started keeping the metal containers AOL CDs came in for mailing trades (Goozex shoutout) and whatnot, back when physical media still had appeal.

They’re done creating duplicates now too.