I started keeping the metal containers AOL CDs came in for mailing trades (Goozex shoutout) and whatnot, back when physical media still had appeal.

They’re done creating duplicates now too.

I play video games. I like video games. I can’t think of much else I’d rather not do than watch others play video games. Adding announcers is the corn cherry on the poop sundae I do not want.

Why are they dressed like soccer players?

I hope on the next one, Norovirus has a field day with the people.

This was fine without the dumb comparison to arcades. It’s like the author never spent time dodging gangbangers playing Mortal Kombat or mullet-sporting Ms. Pac-Man nerds. You don’t see those types in casinos, nor did you see the first-generation Korean American import-export moguls getting comped for anything in the…

Trump’s a false flag.

If a McCain-presidency-induced anxiety was enough to derail you then, you’d better make plans for a room a la Renton come this Nov.

I was just reading about grav lensing on the throne today.

But how often it’s used in fiction speaks to its hold on the human psyche. Otherwise why would we love Breaking Bad so much?

Ok, so if criminal prosecution isn’t possible, can she take his ass to civil court?

Might also wanna see if their school district has a speech therapist.

Our Alexa has made me so lazy (when I visit my parents I have to check myself before asking questions into thin air) but they need to improve the app. It’s so slow and bad.

show me on the pie where the pizza man touched you

Half-star (not really)?

taco bell is almost as disgusting as refund-asker’s “could of”

Started looking at the screengrab from the bottom up—thought it was Univision.

I want Jolie’s take on this.

moar liek soyfish

Oh, that’s good.