Might also wanna see if their school district has a speech therapist.

Our Alexa has made me so lazy (when I visit my parents I have to check myself before asking questions into thin air) but they need to improve the app. It’s so slow and bad.

show me on the pie where the pizza man touched you

So overrated. Hope the sequel curse strikes in reverse.

cursw that foz

Half-star (not really)?

taco bell is almost as disgusting as refund-asker’s “could of”

Started looking at the screengrab from the bottom up—thought it was Univision.

I want Jolie’s take on this.

moar liek soyfish

Oh, that’s good.

Ask a Syrian hospital.

Great timing for me. My old Hoover sucked up something it shouldn’t’ve and part of the brush bar melted.

Great timing for me. My old Hoover sucked up something it shouldn’t’ve and part of the brush bar melted.

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when the laugh comes out and then you immediately feel awful about it

probably the highlight of my week

looking forward to the dashcam vids

kinda ironic considering germans invented hasenpfeffer

lost it

excuse me in which aisle can I find generational needs