dose commas do

is that a real word

How about trouble you didn’t get in but should have, at least morally? One of those epic high school parties where nothing seriously goes wrong but certain jackasses (not me, srs) decided it would be funny to put beer in the dog’s bowl and blow smoke in its face. From what I heard, that girl’s dog was never the same.

this is the worst monday

this is not the note i wanted to start my week on

I guess I should’ve specified that for my route (I-90/94) it’s off-peak. Chicago has plenty of shitty traffic along other major expressways around the clock, as well as the reverse direction of mine.

this is gnarly: http://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2015/05/…

reminder to get out there before the enviro-raptures

You could half-dozen of the other it too. Live in the (Chicago) suburbs and work in the city, setting your schedule to commute in and out post-rush hours (10-7). You’ve got the city next door on the weekends for real food and culture.

the double down shit talking thru a burner is hilarious

My local public radio station doesn’t carry her show, but I’ll have to check it (and the comments) out now, with my guard up. Thanks!

Ah us modern folk. Bodily waste is disposed of by our magic toilet holes and sewage fairies, just as I learned curbside waste is handled by the garbage fairies (from Elizabeth Royte’s “Garbage Land”, a decent read).

SIIIIING IIIIIIIIITT

just like that’s not a tornado but a dust devil, not the internet just kinja

Where are the ones in French? Not all of us are monolingual.

As a kid, I forced myself to learn to swallow pills dry, just in case I ever ended up in a spy-movie situation. Can still do it most of the time, and yeah, it’s mental.

I wonder if Blago or Gov. Ryan are going to get hit up for their country club stints. I know it’s Club Fed, but still.

holy shit

What I’ve read of Hellboy and BPRD is so far and away better than most other panelled art.

that boy aint right