mental picture was wayy off on “australian native”

“or really fruity, flowery perfume like Bombshell.”

Now there’s a vid that takes me back to 1999.

was the birth poop in the frame? waitll she sees THAT

Anyone else have parents that instilled in them as kids a terror of parasite-laden raccoon poop? No? Just checkin’.

Drive-by gelatin-ing. Boom; problem solved.

There’ve been days where it’s been hard.

well struck

iko iko

You can find avocado shakes / bubble teas in Vietnamese joints, but they taste more like baby food than dessert.

So hard to believe, yet so satisfying to read.

well thank goodness for that

that wanting the last word goes in hand with being an insufferable blonde, ya thx

u mean that anal sex film barf story isnt totes legit? get out.

lolstardifferential

not everyone speaks marcia you bradyist bastard

i’m not an alcholoholic! you can!

They’re playing the Habs on Friday, not the Canadiens.

good lord i am legit scared but you have won me over with your enthusiasm. if im not back in 4 days i have probably reality tv od-ed

word