i don get cable

i hipster’d pumpkin spice

your(username + post) = win

Half-assed excuse for excluding The Thing invalidates the whole list.

the way some customers are so quick to take offense at bullshit is the reason why I support concealed carry for all

So underutilized in it. But she does sing that Metric song: swoon.

Christ, in my 20 years of driving in Chicago, I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve seen a cyclist stop at a stop sign. You’re like a unicorn, if you’re to be believed.

“3. Wear gloves to chop the peppers, or your hands will die, as will all body parts that come into contact with your hand-corpses. You’d be surprised.”

College roomie who played was like this. Left his gear bag in the hallway because we forced him to. Rest of dorm forced us to bring it back in.

no washcloth i call bullshit

this analogy is glorious

I love it when the comments on both sides are relatively civil and make me consider and reconsider my positions.

I take the irony of games on Steam (PC) being less a pain in the ass to deal with than console buttfuckery, slice it, and slather it with a dollop of master race smugness.

becos i didnt see it yet

I could have saved myself time and grief by checking the Internets about my bluepoo instead of seeking help from medical professionals. Nuts.

save “murderous cretin” for people who put an apostrophe in “wants”

either she’s a keeper or the insurance policy is killer

So this is where the bodily fluid stories that Pinkham refuses go.

Hard to get to bed by 9 when you get home at 8:30 after commute, errands, picking up kids, figuring out dinner, helping with homework, etc. Enjoy it while you can.