Had one. Hot dogs have their place but it’s not on a burger. And actually, whatever off-brand dogs they’re using ain’t helping either.

This thing needs a parody write-up like Cord Jefferson did for the Huntington Beach kids. http://gawker.com/video-of-viole…

No way this isn’t trolling. No one’s this dense.

Initially I avoided the floss pick thingies because it seems fairly awful, environmentally, but it’s done wonders for my oral hygiene. I keep a pack in my car and as a result I floss about 17 times a day.

Didn’t get to the headaches stage yet, but I had neck pain and thankfully quickly associated it with my neck angle when gadget-engaged. I used to scoff at carpal-related injuries but this is worrisome to a greater degree. I love my head and neckbones!

I haven’t done a lot of highway driving outside of Chicago, so I’m kinda relieved my homicidal impulses towards people doing less than 80 in the hammer lane can be blamed on Nurture.

Bit surprised to CTRL-F and not find “uniform” in the top comments. Is it bad to think that they obviate a lot of this hand-wringing?

By whom? There are these things called hormones and some kids have lots.

Comedic genius Ray Romano addressed this in his landmark sitcom to hilarious effect.

inorite? It was one of those weird attraction+repellant things where Broad City won over the gag-reflex

“Sorry pita”, “Downtown Abbey”, and JESUS FUCK I COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THAT IMAGE IN THE ARTICLE LINKS

Not riding. Being. Still kinda fun. It feels exactly like Day of Defeat: Source with playable dinosaurs.

Acceptable, but not better.

To enjoy something like this, does one need to ratchet down expectations that the writing will be at or below the level of network television dramas?

There is nothing better that accompanies baked goods.

There’s a great Ghanaian restaurant down the block from work. I’ve never had trouble communercatin’, but I get a kick out of the way they do business: no prices on the menu, and they size you up to determine how much you should pay. The Yelp reviews are hilarious.

“She constantly a cigarette” But did she accidentally the whole of it?

You’re using the word “all” wrong.

What’s wrong with alcohol in mouthwash?

What’s wrong with alcohol in mouthwash?

Even without knowing you, you sound like a dick.