When I was young I didn't understand, but as I got older and listened to the person telling me why I couldn't touch the dog I began to realize why what I was doing was a bad thing. These footballer players are old enough that they should know better... but considering their behavior overall, it seems likely that they…

I just don't understand ignoring the owner of a dog when they ask you not to touch or pet their dog. Forget for a moment that it maybe a service dog but what if that dog is aggressive and would bite the crap out of you and the owner was just looking out for your safety? There is a lot of reasons people should abide…

that's like a stranger asking to hug your kid and you saying 'no' and then they do it anyways. I don't touch other people's dogs unless they give me the go ahead. Cats are a different story cuz those bitches be independent AF.

You would think people would know better. I ask anyone who has a dog, whether that dog is a service dog or not, if it's okay to pet the dog. If not, I smile, say okay, have a good day, and move on.

What's sad is this should be true to any dog, not just service dogs. I hate when people come up and touch my dog without asking. I couldn't even imagine having a service dog (which wears a damn vest so it's obvious they're working) and having to deal with that.

I tried masturbating several times over the course of my late teens and early twenties and I never got anywhere close to reaching orgasm. I read websites, I talked to my friends, I bought a vibrator, nothing worked. I vividly remember bursting into tears after having sex with my boyfriend once because I was so…

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

Just a helpful reminder not to feed the trolls, ya'll! Keep them in the gray so that they match the hoodies in the pictures. :-)

I assume that when she said she was going to have him escorted out of here, she was referring to planet Earth.

I seem to remember that the treatment for that allergy is to inject your semen into your bloodstream, which is gross.

No, eggs are not "menstruation of chickens." Do you even know what menstruation is, Mr. Semenology?