I regret that I only have one star to give. 

in the case of Teddy it didn’t get to me because 1) the show never treats it as acceptable or normal

I don’t think the show is unaware that Ted’s behaviour is inappropriate.

Ah Noine-Noine!

I like that Holt says “Burn” after giving an insult.

Okay, thank you. I was thisclose to bringing up a statute of limitations question in the SOs, but then I thought, "They'll all call you terrible for trying to bring real cop stuff into this." Little did I know they'd call me terrible for something else.

it was Captain Holt's soul.

"Brought"?

I dunno. Using goofy facial expressions from B99 characters as your internet avatar?

We say "noice," not "swert."

Only if the doctor in question was into that.

I was intensely jealous of that adorable little dude for getting to be held by Stephanie Beatriz.

I was intensely jealous of Stephanie Beatriz for getting to hold that adorable little dude.

This party just took a turn to the Danish.

I'd like to, but there's not a lot of commenters at the moment. It would be just you, me, and your friend Steve.

Danish people are garbage.
Everyone hates them.
Nobody likes them.
Because they're Danish.

Boyle's improv when he found out the identity of the owner of the car caused him more problems than it solved:

Hands on heads.

Mugabe has his dark side, but his spelling is impeccable.

It's really just a Tutsi Roll.