And there’s a perfectly good Patrick Warburton RIGHT THERE ON THE SHELF.

I had a similar experience. Was doing about 85 MPH down I-90 in the middle of nowhere with the sun in my face, and I was having a relapse of my torn cornea, so I had to move the sun shade from the front to the side and back to keep the daystar at bay. On one sweep back to the windshield side, the shade slapped my…

Even when this is corrected from 80mph to 88mph, nothing would happen because only 120volts on a 15amp circuit is supplying this. So about 1800 watts max. Well short of the required 1.21 gigawatts to power it fully.

Nothing will happen at 80, but when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

How did you fuck up a Back to the Future 88mph reference?

Turns out they’re pretty good at making regular life less miserable as well.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

Come on, you are boasting. You did it in 22 hours but it says 14 years plus on the box!

The correct answer is Warehouse 13. Always in my heart

NONE of that is a reason to get rid of the port. Bluetooth already existed, so did the lightning port. They added ZERO, only took away.

I just think of them as Mall Santas ... they may not be him, but the represent him, and that’s good enough.

This is a pretty fantastic movie. I love Joe Lansdale’s stories anyway, but then you add in Don Coscarelli, Bruce Campbell, and Ossie Davis.

I stand by what I wrote.

A very good article, but it was a little to technical. it went in one ear and out the other for me.

It seriously is the most asinine thing. The term “VPN piracy” gets right to the heart of the problem, which is that the entertainment industry would rather vilify paying customers, than find a way for them to “legitimately” pay for the services that they already pay for, instead of leaving them to tunnel in via VPN…

plus the parents can come home at the end, kill all the vampires, and use that wonderful line from ‘the lost boys’: ‘that’s the trouble with this town - too many damn vampires...’

This could start a new trend for Hathaway. Next up, Bride-Zilla, where a bride to be has her big day ruined by a city stomping giant lizard... or maybe she turns into the city destroying monster.

Actually, that could work. The lead cop starts seeing Death out of the blue. But only that cop can see him. Death calls out who did it and at first the cop thinks she/he is going crazy but when it turns out that the person Death calls out is actually the murderer. That’s when the cop starts to think there may be more…

You're not cool Greg. Please correct this portion of your story.