I was sewing earlier, I started making a fall purse because I got some cute new fabric.

I am old. I have no clue who most of these people are. I shall go rub my achy joints with icy hot, knit and watch murder she wrote while drinking wine. #27issuperold

My mom’s mil wore a potato sack, a literal potato sack, that she sewed herself to the wedding.

Have you see her in Elvis and Annabelle? It’s one of my favorite feel good movies, and she’s so good in it.

I think she’s more pintrest come to life.

Oh my gosh, you’re right!!!!!

I know a few people who have met lively and apparently she’s utterly sweet and wonderful and funny.

My local police department (I live in a tiny town, we don’t even have a stop light) has a fb page, which is mostly winter storm warnings, and lost and found dogs. The one cop posted a video if a pit bull they found, they named it princess Sophia, and there were two officers (one was super cute) doing baby dog talk…

Fuck this shit. When he turns 18, will his record be sealed?

It is so infuriating that rich people can get away with not pay taxes for years, but if a normal person misses one year, or messes up a tad (for example, on my friends taxes, they accidentally underpaid by $590, once they realized it, they tried to pay, but were hit with so many fines and late payments) it seems all…

Peta kills 96% of the animals they get, and they also kidnap animals out of peoples yard, and then kill them.

Sounds crazy, but take prenatal vitamins. It will help nail growth.

You forgot to mention how after the story was really getting into the main stream, they had the neon colors (which is what a lot of people got hurt from) on sale/clearance.

I recommend it, I know it’s silly, but getting the red envelope in the mail makes me happy. Something that isn’t bills! I live with my mom, so we also have “movie nights” where we eat junk and watch the DVDs and make brownies or something.

If I rent one movie a week, that’s $4, which is $20 a month. So I can Netflix 3 at a time for about that same price, and get more movies. And if I don’t finish the movie in a certain time, it won’t disappear in 48 hours.

Me. There are some things that aren’t streaming. Like new movies. I don’t live near a theater, so I get DVDs by mail. (I also get streaming, prime, and Hulu)

Someone called up Tracey Jordan and pretended to be Cosby and he said something like how dare you talk to me after what you did to my aunt.

Don’t forget 30 rock even touched on it

Yup! I know several knitters that make sure that have a tire iron when they go, in case they need to break the window

There’s a fiber festival (as in yarn) in Maryland every may, and at least one idiot brings their dog, and upon learning dogs aren’t allowed in the fairgrounds, leave them in the hot car.