Also the rapist from happy valley.

Somehow, I have 4 copies of this movie on DVD. #noshame

I have no doubt they faked it, you can fake a pregnancy test (and he’s an er nurse) and they got 10 million hits. It feels extremely pro life to me, and he quit his job because the channel just blew up.

I sliced my finger off making pizza at home.

For $5, I got lip gloss, a full size healing lotion, perfume sample, a sample sunscreen plus a coupon for $2 off, and a sample of something from simple clean, plus another coupon, definitely worth $5.

The shining. Et. Any woody Allen movie. Avatar.

Book loving jezzies, I need help. I love zombie books, and I super duper love kick ass female zombie killers.

*gasp* holy crap, a sugar skull would be amazing for Halloween.

There’s also this numbing spray doctors use and it’s glorious. My doctor refuses to let me steal it all, because I would use it alllll the time.

Yeah, I usually drink heavily and hate watch it, because it’s so terrible. Like, really really sexist shit.

Another indie writer (they both promote each other) wrote a book I dearly regret reading. The “hero” rapes, beats, abuses, and cheats on the woman, but she loves him, and he’s misunderstood, the poor thing.

She’s more concerned about being pretty and bathing suits because she’s a girl and that’s all we’re like, duuuuh.

There’s an indie romance writer that pretty much had the dude rape the woman, (a virgin) she got pregnant, (lived next door to each other) she went to a beach house and he hid in back seat, then when they got there, stole her keys and phone until she forgave him.

I went with lemonade and triple sec, and then I watched the making of doc also on Netflix.

They kill 96% of the animals they get, and they also (no joke. Look it up) go around and dognap, kill the animals, and when the owners call saying we have you on video stealing our dog, Peta has their lawyer call them and say your dog is dead.

Srsly, go listen to the original by .... Audra may and the almighty sound

Also little red wagon, which is by an amazing band, and sorry Miranda, your version sucks.

Oddly, theRepublicans I know fully support breast feeding, in public. They consider it part of the whole raising a family thing.

I know several people who are willing to vote for him, simply because they are fed up with Republicans and Democrats, while trump is clearly a republican, they are tired of both parties acting like toddlers throwing tantrums, and just do not care. So it’s kinda like a joke vote. But more of a fuck it, I can’t aafford…

You shut your mouth, pinkham. POGS ARE AWESOME. I still have mine, and I’m certain that when the zombie apocalypse happens, that will be what is used as currency.