I need to know everything about James Marsden, is he really that pretty?

Hell, even hot in cleavand ladies know more computer/internet stuff then foster in younger.

I went to a catholic school, and we had sex ed taught to us by a number that gave no fucks. She was awesome.

THAT ASSHOLE DID NOT SAY THAT ABOUT MY WHARTON.

Yeah, if he was up front, hey, you’re going to be nakee, and she knew and took it, then she should drop it.

.....while I hope that’s a joke, I know in my heart it isn’t. Because ew.

Meh, I’m a few years older then a college student, but I have severe anxiety, and I’m super shy, painfully so, and this would freak me the fuck out and have me popping xanax.

I dearly miss their old black nail polish. It was this amazing dark black, and lasted a while.

This and designing women. Someone needs to fix this.

It’s been done I think.

My mom prefers email, so I have all emails with headlines like “eggs and toe jam” or farting penguin, eye ball soup.

Wasn’t he one of the vitamin water backers? He’s insanely Rich, and from everything I’ve hears about him, a decent person who makes super smart business moves.

At least we’re old enough to drink to forgot how old and ancient we are.

No, he’s dating me.

Do kids not hang out at the DQ anymore? That was the place to hang out in Friday night in my home town.

I’ve never been to one, and I just found out there’s one in the city about 40 minutes away.

That’s fucking depressing.

GUYS HOW DOES BEYONCE PEE IN THAT OUTFIT?! I stared at it for several minutes trying to figure it out does she have to take the whole thing off?

I just found out a friend of mine has cancer, and it’s so bad she’s being moved to hospice, and won’t make it till the summer.

Saying “the plane isn’t going to crash” over and over again while keeping it up with the power of my mind. This is why I don’t fly.