.....while I hope that’s a joke, I know in my heart it isn’t. Because ew.

Meh, I’m a few years older then a college student, but I have severe anxiety, and I’m super shy, painfully so, and this would freak me the fuck out and have me popping xanax.

I dearly miss their old black nail polish. It was this amazing dark black, and lasted a while.

This and designing women. Someone needs to fix this.

It’s been done I think.

My mom prefers email, so I have all emails with headlines like “eggs and toe jam” or farting penguin, eye ball soup.

Wasn’t he one of the vitamin water backers? He’s insanely Rich, and from everything I’ve hears about him, a decent person who makes super smart business moves.

At least we’re old enough to drink to forgot how old and ancient we are.

No, he’s dating me.

Do kids not hang out at the DQ anymore? That was the place to hang out in Friday night in my home town.

I’ve never been to one, and I just found out there’s one in the city about 40 minutes away.

That’s fucking depressing.

GUYS HOW DOES BEYONCE PEE IN THAT OUTFIT?! I stared at it for several minutes trying to figure it out does she have to take the whole thing off?

I just found out a friend of mine has cancer, and it’s so bad she’s being moved to hospice, and won’t make it till the summer.

Saying “the plane isn’t going to crash” over and over again while keeping it up with the power of my mind. This is why I don’t fly.

That’s insanely depressing.

How the ever loving fuck does this dude keep getting jobs?!

Those shirts were the best ever. I wore them all the time in the summer! But after quite a few wearings, I had to put them in the “only wear to bed/Sunday morning” pile, since they are now kinda see thru. By far, the best plus size shirt.

So I spin yarn, and apparently, the crew went all over the UK buying old, family heirloom spinning wheels. I think the number was in the hundreds, of one of a kind spinning wheels, that are hundreds of years old in some cases.

Me too! And I live near Philly, so that’s like, even worse.