NOOOOOOO NOT THAT SONG. NOOOOOOOOOO

I desperately want that shirt. And those shoes. WHY CAN’T ADULT CLOTHES BE THAT AWESOME

*raises hand* I can’t stand her,

I admit to owning a pair of neon pink crocus, they’re.... 5 years old? At this point, and they are mainly worn around the house, outside to garden and stuff.

I wear mine around the house and outside to do chores, like refill all the bird feeders, garden, etc. And they’re great for that.

Ha! She’s awesome. She’s famous for her cheesecakes. They are literally the best ever. Pumpkin cheesecake with a jack Daniels sauce is pretty much like heaven.

I love history. I love ww2 history. And I love to read. Every time I went to a certain book store, and went into the history section, a male employee would come up to me and ask if I needed help, was I lost, the romance section is over there (no, really. I raged) and my favorite “I see you’re in the history. Are you…

My mom used to bake cakes and stuff for. A living.

No matter how often I see this, I still get pants feeling.

This whole thing just feels like these already famous and rich people want more money from us broke people.

this is what stood out to me. I have never paid $6 for water in my life, I have bought a case of bottled water to keep in my "zombies attack" closet, but that isn't the same thing.

Oh really?! I never really torrented because honestly, I’m lazy. I resent having to click next episode on amazon.

I could use a walker, but I only got up to go to the bathroom, because I was in so much pain (I had a bone bruise on the other leg) I live with my parents, (I live on the second floor, they on the first) and so for 5 months, I had to stay in my parents bed since I couldn’t do steps. My mother was amazing and put up…

I’m confused about what tidal is (like, Pandora?) And if they think I’m going to pay $20 a month they’re crazy. Pandora and Spotify are free, and I have amazon prime. Also I’m broke, and that $20 is my Netflix/Hulu money.

I was om bed rest for 5 months (shattered leg) and omg it was the worst thing. I cried when I made myself a cup of tea for the first time in 6 months.

i just started cross stitching! It's fun!

no, I was all :///// the entire dirt bag, the writing was unfunny and beyond clunky and it was just mean.

Those are just so gross. I was interested to see how he would do, but now? Just no. His tweets are so so sexiest and just I feel like I need to take a shower after reading them.

oh he totally was. He's hilarious, I follow him on twitter and Facebook.

the pilot was really funny. Then it just went rapidly bad.