i read it (I read all of them, they go fast, took me maybe two days) and it's worse. I wanted to know if it was bad. (And i got it from tuebl) It's bdsm twilight fan fiction. And the words aren't... Right? She uses carriage instead of shopping cart, stuff like that. It was odd.

real sea glass is fucking expensive too. Like, when I was at the shore, it was cheaper to buy a stunning amber necklace then a sea glass necklace.

I have her jlo glow perfume. It smells nice? It was a gift (when it first came out) i wouldnt spend that much on a celeb perfume, tho.

does anyone watch this show? The only time I see it is when I'm at the doctors office and I forgot my earphones and knitting.

20 years ago, my CATHOLIC church had a funeral for a man who was gay, and had a partner. The priest said something along the lines of this is a time to mourn the loss of a loved one, so gtfo if you have an issue.

he was charged, and convicted I thought? But he got off.

(I'm white) i wash my hair 1-2 times a week (wen, everyone go get it) and shower maybe 1-3 timeses a week?in the summer, I take a cool shower every day tho. I also take bathes too tho. If I work out, I take a quick 3 minute shower, which I really don't count tho.

isnt she pregnant? Pregnant award show dresses get a pass, cause I (non pregnant) feel like an award show carpet would already be annoying and hell, then if I was carrying a child? I would just wear my sweat pants and that one shirt that is just being held together with hope.

it was an opi bottle, with the lettering and everything! It smelled... Not opi (if that makes sense) so I googled and found out how to tell fakes.

fun fact, I bought opi nail polish from amazon.

i really wish I could get starz without cable, cause I am dying to see this. I could get it thru less legal means, but I'm really lazy.

One of my moms friends didnt know til... I think 8 months? And only because the (12 pound) baby had the hiccups.

THAT IS TERRIFYING! I did not know they could kick that hard.

i cried the day my gameboy died. I don't want a color screen! I just want to play Tetris.

My bed broke and i got a concussion.

srsly, I've given myself black eyes so often. And fat lips. Omg so many fat lips

In July of 2013, I fell down two steps. I shattered my right leg, got a bone bruise on my left ankle, and really messed up my left knee.

my friend mom's, years ago, took photos of her sisters first bath. Took them to Walmart, and they refused to print them, and called the cops on her for "kiddie porn". The cops pretty much said Wtf are we doing here"

i am so angry, my roku doesn't do that, so I have to lift my hand up and find the remote and click the next episode. EVERY TIME. IT IS EXHAUSTING.

i miss that show. Why was it canceled?! Whyyyyy?!