isnt she pregnant? Pregnant award show dresses get a pass, cause I (non pregnant) feel like an award show carpet would already be annoying and hell, then if I was carrying a child? I would just wear my sweat pants and that one shirt that is just being held together with hope.

it was an opi bottle, with the lettering and everything! It smelled... Not opi (if that makes sense) so I googled and found out how to tell fakes.

fun fact, I bought opi nail polish from amazon.

One of my moms friends didnt know til... I think 8 months? And only because the (12 pound) baby had the hiccups.

THAT IS TERRIFYING! I did not know they could kick that hard.

My bed broke and i got a concussion.

srsly, I've given myself black eyes so often. And fat lips. Omg so many fat lips

In July of 2013, I fell down two steps. I shattered my right leg, got a bone bruise on my left ankle, and really messed up my left knee.

my friend mom's, years ago, took photos of her sisters first bath. Took them to Walmart, and they refused to print them, and called the cops on her for "kiddie porn". The cops pretty much said Wtf are we doing here"

i miss that show. Why was it canceled?! Whyyyyy?!

may I recommend happy valley to binge? It is soooo good.

im 5 2, so sadly, I'm out. But you go get him!

i don't see anything weird about placenta pills (my friend did them with her second baby and felt amazing, after her first one she said being hit by a truck would be less painful) but taking someone else's placenta pills is where I draw the line. Just noooooooooooooooooooonopenopenope

my friend's husband (state trooper in Texas) gave him a speeding ticket once.

so if you order a box of thin mints, thats what, $5? shipping is $12, plus you have a $1.25 credit card handling fee. For one box. And only $0.60 of that money will go to a local troop. A large part of the money is going to fund the pensions of the higher ups.

is this where I can say that, even tho I don't have kids, I was super bummed they stopped making my favorite baby food? It was apricot and pineapple, and it was so damn good.

did you know she gave a large amount of money ($100,000 I think?) To a children's hospital in Philly so they could buy a new machine they needed?

im in my PJs (they have puppies on them), I'm watching vicar of Dibley, and I made boneless Buffalo wings, and blue cheese sauce (all from scratch) later on, I'm going to open a bottle of wine, and take a long, hot bath.

i think the most I ever paided was $50 for a dress, because I am cheap and usually shop the clearance rack.

i live far down in Conestoga, by the river. I just moved here two years ago and love it!