My mother never let me watch black beaty or old yeller because she got so upset when she watched them.

you need to add the baby mine part from dumbo. That will cause all the tears.

my cousin was just declared mentally incompetent to stand trail, and I was confused as to why, but apparently he was totally out of his mind as the time.

i have an old toothbrush in the shower to clean the tile while I let my hair conditioner soak in. Cause I'm weird and hate the crap between the tiles.

i adore philosophy bath and shower bath. Also lush bath bombs.

That makes me so happy for some reason. This and the ariana baby story are the best stories of the year.

im at 111. Mine is knitting+cats+dog+all the baking.

this. An adult took away a cane from a blind kid. Adult!!!!!

i always liked owling better.

Eggnog ice cream. Holy crap is it good.

My friend found pickle candy canes laat year and sent me a few.

i love candy canes. I hoard them during the season. I'm like a squirrel, and thru out the spring, I find them all over. Its quite awesome.

my great grandmother would start hers in mid October. She would go down to the basement every week or so and pour a bottle of rum over them. Every week. For months.

so uh. How did they get the poop? I would hate/love to have that job at cah. "Hello yes, I'm calling about your poop, NO PLEASE DONT HANG UP"

My dad is loving it, he says how well done it is. The first few are... Slow paced.

im on the 3rd episode, and I really like it. I love watching things like that, so YMMV. But Marco polo is hot, so that also helps.

in a certain group online, one of the members sister had a perfume cap shoved up there. For years. YEARS PEOPLE. YEARS. apparently it was a certain shape, and she was young, horny, and stupid. And while doing this, the perfume cap came off INSIDE OF HER AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR YEARS. YEARS.

thank you. This. All this. I'm catholic (which is pretty much a OK for mocking and sneering around here) and I was taught in catholic school, that our seven days are not God's seven days. A day to him may be years for us.

tarte lights camera mascara is my current love. Dior in bright blue will forever be my favorite.

my parents have a cat that.... We will call it bi polar. Sometimes he's insanely sweet, and other times. Super grumpy and cranky. So one time my dad went and was petting the cat, went "nose" and lightly bopped him on the nose. Well the cat was a grumpy cat that night. And swatted his nose exactly.