in a certain group online, one of the members sister had a perfume cap shoved up there. For years. YEARS PEOPLE. YEARS. apparently it was a certain shape, and she was young, horny, and stupid. And while doing this, the perfume cap came off INSIDE OF HER AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR YEARS. YEARS.

thank you. This. All this. I'm catholic (which is pretty much a OK for mocking and sneering around here) and I was taught in catholic school, that our seven days are not God's seven days. A day to him may be years for us.

tarte lights camera mascara is my current love. Dior in bright blue will forever be my favorite.

my parents have a cat that.... We will call it bi polar. Sometimes he's insanely sweet, and other times. Super grumpy and cranky. So one time my dad went and was petting the cat, went "nose" and lightly bopped him on the nose. Well the cat was a grumpy cat that night. And swatted his nose exactly.

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Srsly thats what i said

THIS IS SO WRONG AND HORRID. i am disgusted. How dare they subject a poor dog to that. What is wrong with these people?

That sounds awesome.

Should i mention that im a 26 year old woman? I also have an olaf tote bag, key holder, frozen (and scooby doo, and monsters inc) band aids.

That is terrible, im sorry.

Oh thats awesome! Thanks

id like to know what you had issue with that caused your over the line comment. Creating a cab company that makes women feels safer?

sucky sucky?! Srsly fuck uber. We need to crowd fund a cab company that isn't creepy and geared towards women. "We promise not to sexually harass you!!"

that is just so damn depressing.

srs question, how does she still have custody of her kid? (Kids?)

I might be getting a 3 foot tall Olaf for Christmas from my mom....

last time I got a flu shots my arm swelled up 3xs the size, and I had to go to the er because I was having an allergic reaction to something in the flu shot. And then for several weeks, my arm hurt like hell.

im pretty sure that's on Netflix now!

Amd the bed spread. Flowers! An unmarried dude would never sleep undsr a "girly" blanket

Bummer. I'm 26, so I missed this amazing opportunity to literally be a sex slave.