i just can't. I'm so thankful my local police department is awesome. On their fb page, they mostly post dogs they find, keys found at the local diner, how cows will not move unless they decide to move (the officers found this out) and they count down the days till winter.

oh the jeans. I hate when they wear jeans. It's so disrespectful I feel. Black slacks, nice shirt. How hard is that?

i like ed sheeran. I love that he had Rupert grint in a video. And I ship him and swift so hard.

i live near a qvc outlet and get the stuff soooo cheap. $3 for a shirt!!! $5 for $80 jeans. And i love the sparkles

yah! Burt is back!

Every wedding I've been to, the photographer was either horribly dressed, or a complete shit. I went to one wedding where the photographer walked in front of the bride down the aisle, and then stood and blocked everyone's view during the ceremony. After words. She got drunk and tried to French the (married) best man.

my favorite part is how the (poor dressed) photographer keeps taking photos.

So was I. It was more of a "God kinda nudged everything" type of thing.

the trailing/stalking is the worst.

ugh. I just. Can't.

That is exactly what I thought. But more nooooo o fuck nooooo. I shattered my leg last year, so I am not good with bone crunching.

oh no, I meant if I just had a baby, I don't think I could be up on stage dancing around. And I thought she just had the baby, last month.

Didn't she just have a baby?