windmills and solar panels and dogs walking on treadmills aren’t going to cut it.

The last 2 cool concepts that VW never made that I may have bought. Don’t hold your breath waiting for this one.

That’s from Titanic: The Micheal Bay Cut?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

pictured: chemtrails.

Between Trump and this kind of dreck...just ugh. You don’t even have to be on Twitter and it’s a skidmark on your psyche.

I still don’t have a Twitter. I’d like to say it’s some kind of chariot I’m riding in to a moral high ground but I fear it’s really a horse I’m riding straight into irrelevancy. I just don’t really get it. I Facebook and what not but I just don’t get tweeting and retweeting. Am I just a twat? What the fuck was my…

I’m getting a Vince Gilligan vibe.

I think it’s great that Tesla has a sense of humor. The Big Three certainly don’t. Things like make me like Musk and Tesla much more. Life should be fun; it’s nice that some fun energy is put into these newer products. I hope Tesla keeps doing stuff like this.

Obviously he has not seen this installment of the franchise...

They are up 30% from 2015 sales. I don’t know why people say they aren’t selling

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

If it ain’t broke. Besides, you can’t safely light fires in most modern tent structures because of chemicals and breathability.