Yeah, she’s doing some awfully complicated contortions. For example:

HAH. Hillary might not be “asking anyone to vote for her based on her gender,” but her people are certainly relying awfully heavily on the “but Bernie’s supporters are SEXIST” argument. Listen, I’ll happily vote for her if she wins the nomination, and a Clinton presidency would probably be no worse than Obama’s…

Right? If we are explicitly being told to vote for her because she’s a woman, I think it’s fair for someone to point out that just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she’d be a great President.

Can’t we have a single conversation about Hillary’s ability to serve without her bringing up her uterus?

Of course 1) I’m stupid 2) I once smothered him with a pillow while he slept only to give up when I realized he wasn't going to push me off but rather just continue to lay there like an idiot and die.

Rhymefest (who has been working with him since the beginning) basically said on twitter a day or two ago he stopped working with him because he is not mentally healthy and he needs help. So, seems likely. I hope he gets help too. I had a vision after reading that about Rhymefest of a Kanye suicide. If he continues…

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

Irresponsible speculation- I’m getting a bipolar vibe from Kanye. I hope he is okay.

This is legit how I’m feeling right now.

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t read any of that about Idris.

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

My mother likes to pretend that she was very open about sex and that we were encouraged to talk to her about anything but...her reading my diary throughout my teenage years, her grilling me about if I had had sex yet (when I didn’t date or go out....), and her giving my older sister the silent treatment for 10 weeks…

The full extent of the sex education I got at home was my mother screaming at me when I was 14 that I couldn’t be a virgin because I was using tampons. She didn’t even know I had started my period 4 months prior. Then, when I was 16 and she found out one of my friends was pregnant, she screamed at me that if I ever…

I bought her a vibrator when she was 16 (after she asked for one), and I agonized about it: am I a Terrible Parent if I do this? Or am I helping her?

This sounds better than my mom’s approach of asking me slightly horrified and accusatory if I had ever had sex when I was 13 (hadn’t even had a boyfriend before!), me embarrassingly saying no, and then her slapping a purity ring on me and saying, “Good, you can never have sex until you’re married!” So obviously I…

I hope she wins.

$truggle

It’s sort of like an Amber Alert except when it goes off it blares “Do you know who I am” rather than “Do you know where I am”. And not amber, more like Beluga caviar pearly grey.

You know, the only people who have it worse off than white people in this country are rich white people.