Thank you, I’m surprised how far I had to scroll in the comments to get to MHP. That was the first thought I had after reading the article. The signs are there.

It is the sweetest revenge a barista can take. I wish there was a decaf button I could keep using all through life.

A Christmas Story is the defining movie of the season at our house. I never get tired of it.

I feel super weird and pervy for this, but does anyone else think the cake child looks like he has a boner?

That is supremely unfair. Let’s get that out of the way- the injustice of that douche canoe to put you in this situation is limitless and I am fucking pissed for you.

I would marry someone who made me pineapple upside down cake. Now I feel my husband has not wooed me enough...

Your friend is very lucky :) That is a beautiful cake!

My siamese boy Cosmo is deeply in love with chasing bobbins from my sewing machine. He goes to ridiculous lengths to get them and when he’s done playing with them he hides them. I find piles of them.

I was going to say a lot of what you said, so I’m just going to put this here.

I’m worried my 4 year old would be so fucking loud that every zombie/ bad guy in a 5 mile radius would hear us. He also would not eat the rations.

Same. I am only cut out for a glamping apocalypse. As soon as the coffee ran out I’d end it.

It happened to me.

I am a leader in SF area and ours went up to $5 last year.

Fuck. That girl will never not be fucked up after this. She never had a chance. It’s so horrible there aren’t enough words to convey the wtf level of awful these people were put through.

The NRA has given him an F on gun control. Does he need an F and detention all Summer?

That IS true love and I commend you.

My neighbor has that insanely realistic fake grass and it looks beautiful. I’ve tried sitting and laying on it and it’s totally grass-like. I never get over how cool it is. It’s future grass!

I’m not eating candy to night, but I am pretty happy with my costume.

It does seem to help. When I was dating my husband he got in a major motorcycle accident. He needed back surgery. He had recently proposed and I had a simple gold band to prove it. The nurses wouldn’t let me back with him until they saw that I was his fiancé and then suddenly I had quite a bit of power. Legally I…