Yup. Whenever Jesus-y people start their sermons at me I like to let them know that I was raised christian and that the founding pastor of Calvary Chapel is my godfather- and that has led me to my current atheism.

It’s that immediate elementary school reaction of “I know you are, but what am I?!” We can do our best to say better things, but that knee-jerk reaction is usually there.

I really picture you being Leslie Knope though. I read your comments in her voice.

Now I’m crying. I adore Lindy, and this is perfection.

How to Die in Oregon. It was fantastic.

I’m just south of SF and it was probably near 100 today. I am so sad/hot :(

It means their mama didn’t want them, and they want to give that gift to more children. (Excuse me, I have to go vomit now.)

I agree with you completely. Growing up I was told to forgive over and over, as my abuser kept abusing. I am not a forgiver. I might appear to be that ungracious victim, and I can’t care anymore. I can forgive minor infractions by people who I know genuinely care about me, but I have no forgiveness for those who…

Hugs and cat kneading my fellow cat lady. I’m so sorry and I hope your girl is okay. xoxo

I need to vent so bad. Not yesterday Sunday, but the one before, my husband and his mom decided without mentioning it to me that my MIL should drive 10 hours to my 2 bedroom apartment and stay with me to “help” me get the kids back to school. No one asked me if I wanted or needed that.

It sounds like CBT therapy might help you. A therapist can help you with that, but if money is an issue there are workbooks online to get you started. Good luck!

This probably won’t help at all, but I just got back from seeing Straight Outta Compton and I’m picturing you two being warring factions of a yarn gang. (Obviously you are the cooler, stronger one.)

Honestly, I don’t think you can. And I’m sorry. My family is to near-Dugger levels of Christianity and there is just nothing that gets through to them. Even if you maintain a total live and let live approach with her, she won’t be able to give it back to you, because her whole religion sort of requires that she win…

They do have the historical section in the back, and they added a whole line of mysteries with the core characters. Its like Nancy Drew and AG fell in love and made a suspenseful baby.

SAME.

SOLD.

Kids can still play on the dead grass. I live in a major city without a yard at all and my kids play on the sidewalk or in the garage, or at the park on the dead grass there.

I just want to you to know that you are a queen.

TRUTH.

Sometimes when I have a really busy day I stop and get myself a lunchable and it feels like an exciting luxury. My mom couldn’t afford them when I was a kid and now they are totally my Treat Yo’Self, even though I’m a grown ass woman with enough money to buy them whenever.