Kids can still play on the dead grass. I live in a major city without a yard at all and my kids play on the sidewalk or in the garage, or at the park on the dead grass there.

I just want to you to know that you are a queen.

TRUTH.

Sometimes when I have a really busy day I stop and get myself a lunchable and it feels like an exciting luxury. My mom couldn’t afford them when I was a kid and now they are totally my Treat Yo’Self, even though I’m a grown ass woman with enough money to buy them whenever.

Maybe someone that is not me should launch a pinterest/instagram/facebook campaign of pictures of average school lunches. Here’s day 23, half a pb&j, a bag of carrots, and the last box of raisins in the house- applaud me, thanks.

Like North county or further up to Temecula? I grew up there and it would not surprise me.

My Male Tears mug is out to catch those rapist tears.

Yes, absolutely this! My first labor was over 24 hours long, I was stuck at 7 for so long, and they finally convinced me to get the epidural. It worked. I had sky high blood pressure and basically the whole thing was really awful and I felt so out of control. First baby pooped inside me so she needed her own emergency…

It does make it easier, but it’s definitely not exciting.

At my daughter’s elementary school the kids have max 15 minutes to eat their lunch, so that looks like way too much food for a kid’s lunch. I’d be more impressed if they were taking pictures of the well balanced meals their kids packed for themselves. My kiddo is going into third grade and I have nothing to do with…

I did most of my drugging in middle school and high school, then went to rehab, and then spent a few years doing and selling ecstasy and coke. I had a few months of heavy morphine use and then went back to rehab. I quit MJ finally (after 18 years of constant companionship) because it doesn’t work out well with all the…

Huh, well good for them I guess? If I suspected a teenager was hanging around my house with a very adult son I would ask for some ID so I know that nothing illegal is going down in my house. A teenager hanging out with adults (especially one with previous arrests) is suspect. It’s not like it’s difficult to ask to…

Yeah, she looks her age, but I’m a mom and can’t imagine any of my mom friends having a 25 year old son at home and having him bring a high school aged kid home and not asking for ID and trying to probe that situation. My kids’ babysitter is 17 and I swear the older you get the more high school kids look like baby…

Muslin is great for testing patterns before you sew it. I’m totally a muslin supporter.

I’m so relieved that she’s been found alive. Hopefully she’s back on her meds and getting the help she needs and that 25 year old will be out of the picture forever ever. I wonder about his mother, too. Her grown son brings home a teenager to stay with them and she’s cool with it? Shouldn’t that be one of those red…

I can’t think of one for myself, though I’m sure there were many. I’m going to share my brother’s. We had all gone to bed and my mom never knocked if she wanted to come in our rooms. She thought we didn’t have a right to privacy in “her house”. Anyway, she lets herself into my brother’s room and lets out a shriek,…

Wow, those warnings on hot coffee cups are for you, huh?

Thank you for this.

Years, buddy. YEARS. 8 years or 80 pounds.

Disney is exhausting for everyone and the park is big enough that even a 6 year old’s legs will get really tired. The stroller gives her a break, and you can pile all your crap into it while she walking. Enjoy!