Shit, I am so sorry that happened. Jesus.

My mom, too. I had good health insurance but I was so afraid of her knowing my medical information I insisted to my doctor that I was a virgin waiting until marriage and then took the bus across town to PP for birth control while my mom was at work.

Yeah, it’s weird. I have kids, a husband who loves me, but in the darkness of depression I KNEW they would be better off without me- but I just couldn’t bring myself to make some nameless, faceless people home late for dinner. Three cheers for Lithium! I’m glad you’re not contemplating train deaths currently, too.…

During my unmedicated times I would pour over the Caltrain schedules to determine the best time and station to complete a train suicide. The only thing that stopped me was thinking about how much it would inconvenience the commuters and driver. Trains are a suicidal person’s best bet :(

Yup. I stand with my two small kids faaaar away from the tracks and sometimes we just sit down on the nasty ground. I don’t want a BART-induced death.

Damn, I am happy you are getting out of that! Best of luck.

I’m going to respond for my ex. Yes, I did kind of freak out when he got engaged and then married. I was already married with two kids by then, but I would be a brazen liar if I said I didn’t see a picture of their beautiful wedding and cry weird, guilty-for-crying tears. I don’t know how to explain it to this day. I…

I need that cake.

My beloved Congresswoman has already sponsored a bill here to ban the capsules. She is otherwise a very reasonable, awesome lady. I have kids, and they are not more intelligent than the rest of the kids, but they have never put weird shit in their mouths. I mean, don’t people put the cleaning supplies out of kid reach…

Yeah, I think it’s pretty reasonable for a mom of a super adult kid to need a little bit of time to get used to the new name and pronouns. She sounds supportive and loving, but if you have called your child by one name and pronouns for, say, 50 years, it’s going to take a few weeks/ months to adjust and not have a…

I read the Vince Vahn thing before coffee and I read it as “fairly extreme Librarian.”

10/10 would do

I’ll cop to rubbing one out to his face... sorry world.

choked on coffee. I have two fuck trophies myself.

I feel like people in the Haight should get that by now! I live in Millbrae and if I’m asked anything it’s a.) are they to impress my mother in law? (No, she lives in San Diego.) b.) Does my husband not buy me jewelry? (No, I don’t wear it because I am lazy.)

The danger flowers just made me think of Carlos Danger and I have the song stuck in my head now.

Oh definitely! Flowers are my favorite host/ess gift to get and give. They can be put out quickly during the shindig and look nice, and then they keep on looking nice for days.

Aw, that’s awesome! We have one male teacher in our whole school and on the day we asked students to bring a flower for their teacher his students brought in huge, beautiful pots of succulents. I heard him talking to office staff about it and he was absolutely overjoyed. :)

Me too! I buy flowers for myself once a week and it’s become a big part of my self-care. I have agoraphobia problems sometimes and going to pick out my flowers is the thing that motivates me to leave the house. Sometimes I buy a little bouquet for my daughter, too, just for a surprise.

Yes, I’d just like to say that if my husband did that (except ice cream, not wine because I cant drink) I would practically cum right there.