Where will these eggs be coming from for these artificial wombs?

That’s not even remotely true. I was there for my husband’s snip. He asked for an appointment, they made an appointment for him the following week, he was given a xanax, and 10 minutes later he was done. He said it didn’t even hurt and he played video games for the rest of the day. No waiting periods, no protesters…

But in this hypothetical, aren’t you able to move on to meet a new woman to impregnate (with her enthusiastic consent?) Why does this clump of cells have to be the only possible clump of cells to make you a hypothetical father?

Damnit, I’m crying so much harder than I expected over this. What a beautiful tribute to her husband.

I have TWO more years in young adult?! Bless you.

I second this motion. All in favor?

Levine will win. I like his midsection. That’s all I like about him, but that’s more than I can say for Thicke.

That is gross. Ugh, I feel dirty about this.

I just have to say, you are killing it lately. *fist bump*

Not exactly this related, but Vice did a nice article on catcalling and the comments have ruined my day.

Their signs on the 5 about the liberals stealing their water kill me. Especially the signs surrounded by lush, overwatered almond trees.

I live right next to the San Andreas fault in norcal- so close that I walk past the giant sign that says Hey This is the Fault whenever I go for a run. I’m terrified of the earthquake that will eventually hit us, but it’s where work is and I love the Bay Area. :/

Right back at you!

Yes! I second everything you said. I store my tampons in a really cute metal bucket that has ninjas all over it. People who come visit always say they love the ninja period bucket and the 8-9 year olds in my house see them every day as part of life.

I’m a democratic socialist, too. I had to sit my MIL down and really explain it point by point and then she looked shocked and quietly said she believed all those things, too, but voted Republican because her church told her to. She’ll vote for Sanders. People fear the word, but the ideas are much more well received.

Thank you. I am donating to and campaigning for Bernie. He’s who I want, who I really believe can do the job right. If he loses the primaries, I will shed a tear and vote for Hillary. I’m not going to assume I have to vote for her this early.

Skip my mom, she’s a horrible asshole. Call my Grandma...she’s an absolute asshole of epic proportions and the most conservative, fundamentalist twat of life. Call her, Hillary. Tell her I hate her and I want her fine china when she dies. Thanks a bunch! oxoxox

I’m bonkers about every baby I see because I like babies. I like the royal babies as much as I like celebrity babies as much as I like the newborn baby my neighbor just had. Team babies.

Will he ever be not hot? Because I’m pretty sure he’s been hot longer than I’ve been alive.

I didn’t see the chain the first time! Damn, I love it!