I wish I would have, because my memory is getting pretty foggy!

My first thought was "take advice from a guy that looks like he was trapped in the age of Smashmouth?!"

My husband is an aspie and I had a friend that talked like #1... it was something different. Sometimes I might have to gently tell my husband that I'm kind of over talking about xyz, but this lady would talk even after you left the room. It never ever stopped. God, it was awful. :/

My husband and I agree to just deal with the seat in whatever way the person about to use it found it. That means He flips it up, and I flip it down if he was the last one to use it. I check at night just like he does. It's not that bad and it's a little bathroom equality.

Scarves on men might be my biggest personal fashion-related turn on. Or second, because a button up shirt rolled up to the elbows makes me swoon.

I love me some Fredrick's. I started going there back when I had huge boobs because they sometimes had my size in a non-granny style. Now my boobs are small and I just appreciate cheap sexytimes outfits.

I'm going to have to ask my husband for a raise then. Here I've been feeding our kids kale chips and making lentils correctly for a mere $400 a month. lol

YAY!!!!!

come on down!

Really? :/

I don't know how to do gifs, but here's an internet hug. I'm so sorry for your loss.

I loved it. I'm married with kids, but I totally sent the bit about what marriage sounds like to people where marriage doesn't exists to my friend who just got engaged. We were dying.

The family was born into was totally like your family. Fist bumps to you, and you just keep doing you. This young mom in SF is yelling in the direction of your state: "Take your time!"

That sounds heavenly! I don't leave my house without being dressed nice here and sometimes I crave a yoga pants and bunny slippers day.

Teens and toddlers!

Oh not offended at all. I can understand being curious and I don't think that is offensive, but I worry that my response will be.

I'm glad! We'd love to have you ;)

Oh I live outside of SF, so it's a higher income area. When I lived in a less affluent part of so cal I didn't have this problem.

I can super relate to that. Skinny jeans and all! It took me a year at my daughter's elementary school to "prove" myself to the older moms. I'm on the PTA board, I volunteer for everything, I host a bajillion playdates and coordinate mom wine nights... finally the majority of moms are saying "oh! You're not a…

My husband and I talked about this and I admitted that I've sometimes faked- not because he's not good at the sexing, but sometimes you just know that you're not going to get there. Maybe you've got too much on your mind, or you're tired, or the meds you take ruin things, etc... it happens. It's pretty freeing to…