I’ve been selling cars for three years. 8 months at a Toyota dealer, 2 years 2 months at a Honda dealer and now 2 months at my current dealer, a Ford dealer. All dealerships in Illinois.

Last year i forgot to set the parking brake on my 96 f250 work truck(abs is the only electronic aid) with my co worker in the passenger seat and ran into a concrete wall. That is more dangerous then the summon feature

It’s palomino! And you still have $4300 to buy a car.

You're doing this perfectly

Can’t get any sleepier than this in grandpa’s Buick. Comes with bench seat, column shifter and a supercharged V6 that will smoke modern sports cars with some minor mods.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.

Manual 4.4 black 540i

Bitches get hard when they see ma ride. I know I know I could of purchase a Lamborghini but this BMW has something a new Lamborghini doesn’t have... Rust! Lots of fucking rust! I love it :)

The 3800 was far more reliable than the 3.1. I’ve had both, and had a lot of trouble with the 3.1. It eventually died when the head cracked. That was after 75K miles of mostly my grandma driving it. My 3800 made it to 250K and would have kept going if it hadn’t been totalled after it was stolen.

Been there, done that. Oil bath air cleaner no less. On the positive side, the sheen of 10w40 means ALL my kitchenware is non-stick now.

Dude, what do you have against home appliances?

Probably the rescue party.

I’m calling a conspiracy theory:

Good job by all concerned.

Audi and lancia were testing 1000+ HP group b cars in 85-86

It actually takes almost as much fuel to land on the moon as it does to land on Mars. So, that’s one big reason for skipping the moon. Unless we can figure out the gravity problem of course.

Moon does not have the elements to have a sustainable colony. Mars does.