Not a classic, no one got hurt, 1 million means nothing to this incredibly rich man, everything is fine.

This is why we cant have nice things...because our friends are assholes

“Hey Travarnish, are you suggesting that someone buy an expensive car without a working engine?” you write as you feign filling out Monster.com applications to keep your mom off your back.

FTFY.

electrical turn signals weren’t widely used until midway through the 1950s.

That Acura convertible is dope as fuck. Who does that to an old Acura?!?! What a crazy event, one for the bucket list.

Is a car still a car if it doesn’t have seats?

It’s pretty impressive how much of the design elements of the cars are put into the girl’s outfits.

They got it backwards, instead of using the stereo to pump engine noise into the passenger compartment, this one uses the stereo to pump your phone calls and arguments with the spouse to other motorists. #nothowanyofthisworks

These fake engine sounds are getting out of hand.

I think that the US (a) only one type of incendiary bomb left in inventory, the Mark 77; (b) hasn’t equipped it with “smart” guidance features; and (c) is more or less aligned with an international convention against the use of incendiary bombs against civilian targets (reserving the right to do so when it would be…

Napalm use is frowned upon these days.

Probably, but you know the media would go apeshit.

A fuel air bomb would have produced greater collateral damage and lesser point of impact damage.

I want to see the video from the morning after with all the guys in sandals running around like free range chickens trying to round up all the bills.

I live under a very lovely rock, so I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Duly noted.