No.

Sorry gang, but I just don't find it attractive, even a little bit. The weird spider-eyes-headlights, the wheels, the lines and proportions, and god, that nose. I just can't love it. Loved the 8c, but this thing? Sorry, but nope. Give me an F-type any day of the week, I'll pass on this alfa.

Hahahahahahahaha.

"How to drive fast"

If you don't understand the reference, why are you on Jalopnik?

Yeah it's basically Eleanor with a front end resembling a late model Roadrunner. Makes me think of those unlicensed cars you get in a game like GTA.

I liked it....until I found the $250,000-$290,000 price tag. Nope.

The predominant design language is all "Eleanor".

WILL IT BABY?!?!?!

Really, I just want a guy driving this in a Tron suit to race a guy in a Morgan 3 Wheeler who's dressed as a WW2 pilot. Any way to make that happen?

Reminds me of the only Diablo I ever saw in the wild.

Certainly beats what I was able to capture the other day.

Legally capture and display at any rate.

Oops, let me throw that soda can out for you, buddy!

I figured it was like that.

All the Ferrari keys so far, for a modern car.

The Aston Martin Emotional Control Unit or whatever the hell they call this work of beauty.

This one:

Seems to me like a case of an ignorant driver who doesn't realize that there are other cars on the road too. It takes some serious stupidity to be that unaware of incoming cars in front of you. It would take just a few seconds of observation to realize that what you are about to do could be very dangerous. That…

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