Yup, that’s the first thing I notice about people’s desk, if they have any personal tchotchkes. If they don’t I know they’re not staying for very long.

I love the level of chill demonstrated by all involved. It's just people bits, folks!

114 unread text messages?! Good god the bubble would drive me INSANE.

Then you should probably stay at your current job

You, me, same. I drink like my Irish forebearers, fast, and lots. Often alone. Even when I am with family or friends I prefer to chill.

I’ve never had patience for loud drunks. What is it about intoxication that inspires one to repeatedly yell “WOOO!” at top volume?

Fuck Hipsters. No! I mean, DON’T FUCK, Hipsters!

Well, dammit. Summer’s ruined.

If you want to send a subtle message to the powers that be, slowly, a little bit at a time, take personal items home. At some point, your supervisor will notice that you quite literally have nothing tying you to your job. I did this once and, about a month later, one of the partners noticed and asked me about it. I…

Not too much of that going around, so I cherish any celebrity that does so.

So to clear out more space, all I have to do is BCC this to everyone I supervise? Awesome!

I’ve done more work today just walking through this flowchart than I do at my job.

This chart confirmed the one thing on my mind...that I DO need to leave! lol

I don’t mean to be flip about this, but welcome to the world of reality/contest television - they exploit EVERYONE for ratings/profit. That’s the point. It just took them this long to realize that transgender was a category they could exploit for ratings & profit.

my favourite moment of him on the Office

God bless you, you sweet sweet angel!

Netflix has better maternity leave than Canada. Full pay??? Amazing. I am amazed. Would move for you, Netflix. And not just because of the seriousness of our relationship.

Good Lawd! Just what the doctor ordered on a Tuesday afternoon...

Ok but like.....was that really the best photo they had?