Unless Briles was actually correct in his assertion, and the trials would have only absolved him of any involvement.

Smooth move trying to sneak in your our meme like it was anywhere near as funny as the others.

“I won’t be silent.”

I think you’re watching the GIF at the top of this page wrong if you call that winning.

I like how you went ahead and answered your own question, but tried to act like that answer wasn’t true. I assume you also consider Sadaharu Oh to be the greatest home run hitter of all time, what with his 868 career long balls.

1) Slavery hasn’t ended, and won’t for another 7 years or something. For the time being (and the extended future), everything is back to normal. What is there to fight about right now?

Nice to see Timothy is every bit as awkward as I imagined.

Nice to see Timothy is every bit as awkward as I imagined.

Can anyone explain two things to me:

Sure, if you don’t count his 2 assists in Game 6.

Dupuis too, a lesser known but probably sadder story.

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

You’re right, it wasn’t a push.

I don’t think they’ll be suspending him, per se. I would assume they’ll assess him a flagrant foul, which punching a guy in the nuts usually is, and since he’s found himself around so many other testicles in these playoffs, it will put him over the flagrant foul limit, resulting in an automatic 1 game suspension.

You act like he made up some arbitrary rules on how many heads can be on Mount Rushmore. It’s a real mountain, and there’s four heads on it, which is why all iterations would also have four. This isn’t a difficult concept outside of New England.

Are you talking about the money-grabbing, mentally unstable whore that came out over a year after the incident and never went to police, or the drunk slut that was following Ben all night and whose friend was the only one that claimed she was raped the night of the incident?

I think “I barely paid attention to sports news” is actually the motto here at Deadspin.

Or it seems you got the rule completely wrong. Only the Head Coach may attend to an injured player on the field, assistant coaches are now forbidden from ever stepping onto the field of play.

Yeah, he’s let up some pretty soft goals here and there and hasn’t really stood on his head except for that one 40+ save night against the Capitals. He’s been very solid, but the team if front of him has done a great job of getting early leads and limiting the shots against him (at least in the first two periods).

Did you just imply that Franco Harris is the highest revered Steeler because of the abuse he was willing to take? Steelers fans still talk about how often he would step out of bounds instead of taking a hit.