Well, if they want to get out in front of it, they might try reading the actual journalism that she’s just posting here.

Might be worth mentioning that Oakman doesn’t play at Baylor, nor did he play at Baylor when this occurred.

ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?!?!?!?!

My ex had never been to a baseball game and wasn’t really into it, but I love baseball, so I was like “let’s go to a game! you’ll love it! It’s not boring or stupid!”

Maybe splitting hairs here, but I think a little league inside-the-parker should involve at least two bad throws. That’s kinda the point - grown men throwing the ball around like spazzes.

That’s a fair point, yeah, but none of us has to go very far to find some pundit somewhere waxing way-too-philosophical about how special it is that baseball is back on that one day. That first day means something to a lot of people (it's why stadiums are filled that day, then half empty the next). Strategically…

Wasn’t it your Head that the joke went over? Isn’t it possible That there was something Else he meant?

Confetti / Streamers button guy was on point for that game.

You mean a guy who Works Hard, Insists on Team first, and represents Everything else that’s good and pure about the student-athlete model? (Note: Jim only picks seniors from the winning team.)

This is some shit Michael Scott would do.

One shining moment but it’s just Jim Nantz wearing just a tie and he’s on a stationary bike chomping on burnt toast staring into the camera as it slowly zooms in on his increasingly sweaty face.

“Hello, friends! Which one of you wants to pull really hard on my necktie while I jerk myself off to completion?”

Here’s some additional footage of the scene:

He must’ve had NC in the office bracket pool. I know the feeling. Losing $40 sucks.

That play is definitely getting lost in all this. I still haven’t seen a good replay of exactly what went down on that one.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Did anyone else notice Michael Jordan was at the game? Not sure if CBS showed or mentioned him during the telecast or not.

Mmm, yeeeaaaah. Lemme smother myself in that anguish. That’s niiice.