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Magic Beef
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You talking about young Larry Fishburne standing next to young, handsomer-than-actual Tommy Lee Jones?

*Dr. Jenny McCarthy.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - MuthaF#ckin’ Aristotle 

No point. Just asking. I’d go Subaru, myself.  

Is your hair thinning?

Figure it out.

You don’t handle anyone else’s kid. You do, you’ll see what happens. Call the cops, victim. Stockpile guns, victim. Boogeymen are everywhere, apparently.

You love to be a victim, don’t you.

And doctors.

For real. That’s why they haven’t been in your yard. But don’t get it twisted. Don’t fuck with other peoples kids. It won’t end well for you, or anyone.

No worries. I get it. My heart goes out to anyone that has to feel defensive about who they are. It’s wrong. Just as wrong as (here we go, full circle)...robot cars. It ain’t right!

Know your place. I’ll take care of mine. You worry about yours. Keep ‘em outta your yard, but keep your goddamned hands to yourself.

I didn’t. But it almost sounds like you are and I don’t appreciate it. Please stop. I love transgender people. A transgender woman is not a “man’s version of a woman,” it’s a woman’s expression of her self. Don’t twist it.

Your hand will never be the same, for the rest of your life, if we’re talking about my kid.

You must not know many programmers. Some women are awful. I still prefer them to men. I would never trust a man’s version of a woman though, if a man were ever to build and program one, that is. (See: Cherry 2000)

Hell yes!

Because NBA players are notoriously intelligent people. Let’s follow their lead.