Am I the only one who can relate to this?

Kids “these days” are way better behaved than we were.

God? I don’t know about that. Someone touches my kids, their life will be forever changed. They will never live another day the same way they did the day before they touched my kid. You can take that to the bank.

Yeah! Or when you could punch a man in the face for pounding on your bus.

For real. How many of those Facebook “friends” are going to help you move, pick you up from the airport, or step up to help you and your family in any crisis?  

Word. F#ck a bunch of Facebook. What are we, 12 year-old girls or something? Do we need constant validation in our lives.

Good call. WAY better deals are out there.

It’s a money-pit, bro. I’d steer clear.

According to the data, that’s because it was your fault. Statistics don’t lie, of course, we can’t provide you with any statistics or data.

Nope. The difficulty is finding a snitchy-rat who has faith in other humans. That’s what this all boils down to. But every one of them forget that humans have to build and programs these robot shit-boxes. We should have our cars jam our stupid phones and just focus on driving and living life.

See also: “Good guy with a gun, etc...”

Exactly. Whores want to get paid, yo.

Compared to what? Primate constructed and programmed drivers? Those are primate built machines and primate math that you’re relying on. Who would you rather have drive you around? A bus driver or a programmer?