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Yeah, but nobody would care about killer whales or Free Willy, if Sea World had never existed. Let’s not pretend that we aren’t the species that dominates all others. We are hardly humane, whatever that means.

For real. Kids these days...

*Dr. Jenny McCarthy.

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - MuthaF#ckin’ Aristotle 

No point. Just asking. I’d go Subaru, myself.  

Is your hair thinning?

Figure it out.

You don’t handle anyone else’s kid. You do, you’ll see what happens. Call the cops, victim. Stockpile guns, victim. Boogeymen are everywhere, apparently.

You love to be a victim, don’t you.

Break out the evidence!

Let’s all just ignore it and proceed wrecklessly! (pun intended)

*back to sleep in life!

Yeah? How are they in fog and snow?

Maybe the Russians can decide we all go to the beach one morning, instead of the office, I mean.

Remember when DDT was super safe?

And doctors.

For real. That’s why they haven’t been in your yard. But don’t get it twisted. Don’t fuck with other peoples kids. It won’t end well for you, or anyone.

No worries. I get it. My heart goes out to anyone that has to feel defensive about who they are. It’s wrong. Just as wrong as (here we go, full circle)...robot cars. It ain’t right!