Know your place. I’ll take care of mine. You worry about yours. Keep ‘em outta your yard, but keep your goddamned hands to yourself.

I didn’t. But it almost sounds like you are and I don’t appreciate it. Please stop. I love transgender people. A transgender woman is not a “man’s version of a woman,” it’s a woman’s expression of her self. Don’t twist it.

Your hand will never be the same, for the rest of your life, if we’re talking about my kid.

You must not know many programmers. Some women are awful. I still prefer them to men. I would never trust a man’s version of a woman though, if a man were ever to build and program one, that is. (See: Cherry 2000)

Hell yes!

Thanks, Milhouse!

Pogs were lame. We, playing our Sega Genesis, all thought you were losers for playing with pogs.

You think they don’t need a separate production line for every new sauce?

Because NBA players are notoriously intelligent people. Let’s follow their lead.

Am I the only one who can relate to this?

Kids “these days” are way better behaved than we were.

God? I don’t know about that. Someone touches my kids, their life will be forever changed. They will never live another day the same way they did the day before they touched my kid. You can take that to the bank.

Yeah! Or when you could punch a man in the face for pounding on your bus.

For real. How many of those Facebook “friends” are going to help you move, pick you up from the airport, or step up to help you and your family in any crisis?  

Word. F#ck a bunch of Facebook. What are we, 12 year-old girls or something? Do we need constant validation in our lives.

Good call. WAY better deals are out there.

It’s a money-pit, bro. I’d steer clear.

According to the data, that’s because it was your fault. Statistics don’t lie, of course, we can’t provide you with any statistics or data.

Nope. The difficulty is finding a snitchy-rat who has faith in other humans. That’s what this all boils down to. But every one of them forget that humans have to build and programs these robot shit-boxes. We should have our cars jam our stupid phones and just focus on driving and living life.