We should do a welfare check on a few members of their “klan” and make sure they are ok.

Yo, their more recent mug shots are even worse

That says 26.4 million US viewers on the July 4th weekend alone.

Peter Maivia was Rocky’s Father-In-Law. Rocky was married Ata Maivia (Dwayne’s mom). 

What I thought.

Dirty Dutch didn’t walk in here claiming to fill ten books.

Still waiting for those ten books of sleaze on Terry Funk....

Well, my favorite was Terry Funk. So, not on the list:

I mean, Snuka literally killed his girlfriend and Buddy Rose was a known woman abuser (I won’t even start on Piper or Haynes), but you do you.

No point saving what was rotten in the first place.

I’m not at all embarrassed to admit that if I was stuck in an elevator with Trump, the first thing I would rip would be ass.

This! I’m not trying to humblebrag, but through the fly is hardly comfortable and barely feasible.

You mean “quotes?”

Hey, you’re not aloud to say that allowed.

I’ll just leave this here:

Sad.  I expected more from Johnny and Edgar Winter

No.

Your legacy of white musicians is downright criminal.

My elementary school principal called me “lard ball” when I was in 2nd grade. It still gets brought up... most recently at my 15 year reunion.

This has nothing to do with the story, really. I just like to share.

“I am sure his Yenta wife...”