Oh I like Galax-E!

Parece un juego de hace 10 años...

That’s the major advantage of bidets and bidet-attachments - you don’t have to wait for that once-a-day opportunity. Instead, you can have your hind-parts feeling just as clean as post-shower, every single time you use the toilet. Rolls of toilet paper last 5 times as long too, since I’m only using a little to dry…

The staff at the bank need to be fired immediately, that's some incredible bullshit they put him through and I really hope he sues them. On another note do you think you could be a little less racist yourself Michael?

Whew, I'm glad they handcuffed him. I mean, how scary is a man who goes into a bank, no mask, hands the teller a check, two forms of ID and asks to cash it? I hope those tellers get some good therapy for the hell they had to endure. I mean, he could have asked for a receipt! You ever had a paper cut? Yeah, THAT…

pues yo soy de los que solo por joder a este tipo de gente, perdería todo ese tiempo >:)

I am truly impressed by the skill with which she so swiftly picks up all of her own feces and hurls them at the poor son of a bitch who didn’t call in sick that day.

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

“Los medios islandeses no dudan en calificar el caso de Stefansson como, y no es para menos.”

Ummmm Brian, Do I hear the voice of experience in that last point in the section on shoes. That final “Repeatedly”seemed heartfelt.

Que fácil una vez mas, Zahumenszky debería elevar la dificultad... 

Let’s break down the 3DS’ SKUs:

That guy is a goddamn hero.

I’m sure we have all, at least once, rushed into our homes, cheeks clenched, trying to prevent our Lobsterfest dinner from bursting out. When that happens, we all wish the toilet was just a bit closer to the front door. This apartment is perfect for those occasions.

Same. This is totally possible in...vigorous situations. When it happened to me I cried for like 10 minutes from the pain - and I am pretty pain-tolerant. And then literally could not walk or sit down properly for DAYS. Not fun. And it’s not like nothing’s ever been in there under...more gentle and expected…

I fail to see how this contributes to the plausibility of surprise anal. Yes, it is anatomicaly possible, but I’ve never experienced or heard of surprise anal between gay guys. We’re usually pretty aware of our butts and what’s happening around them.

Yeahhhh I’m not getting how it could actually go in. B-holes are way smaller and way drier so I get if it slips out and bangs up against it, but at that point you go WHOA WRONG HOLE and they put it back in the right one. And if they don’t, that’s assault. I’ll admit I’ve never tried, but it seems like putting…

TL;DR women was having sex through her urethra her entire life.

my LIVE screen name is SuperDankSamurai...I smoke copious ganja as well as being a banjo master. As you can see, my screen name game is legit.